bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

hahahahaha i took a library book to school with me

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants and the bartender says to him, “isn’t that annoying?” and the pirate says, “aye, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

there’s hooks on the inside of my closet door and when i hang things from them the things touch my shirts and dresses which are hanging in the closet which would DRIVE ME NUTZ except i can’t see it happening so it’s all good

rotatingfloor:

incase none of my followers know about this classic piece of music history: japanese band the gerogerigegege released an album that was just a squid tentacle inside a cassette case

rotatingfloor:

incase none of my followers know about this classic piece of music history: japanese band the gerogerigegege released an album that was just a squid tentacle inside a cassette case

i am really really not feeling putting away all the rest of my stuff but i need to do that and then i need to like change my gross clothes before i see anybody omg

fallenwithstyle:

asgardreid:

Merry and Pippin are definitely Drift Compatible.

Their Jaeger is named Second Breakfast.

I thought their jaeger was named Treebeard

anyway i am going to sleep now

my parents are going to be so vaguely irritated when i tell them that i still have so much more packing to do

why do people even wear clothes seriously i have like four clothes and i really do not want to put them in a bag and then in a drawer so i can wear them later this is hell

leaving 2 go back 2 school at like 8:00 tomorrow morning and i’m like less than 1/3 of the way packed wow hello

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

The Harpies & Celaeno, Jos Cabrera.

heckacute:

I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs. 

i got too much black special occasion satin i got way way too much black special occasion satin









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